Nothing new:)

Nothing new has happened in my life and has not written any post for a while.....because I have hell lot of time:).........and my mind is totally empty its not that i dont have any ideas to write about....but my empty mind is not able to shape those ideas into a post which could make me feel happy.......dont know what relation i share with my blog......watever it is.... I just love my blog though it has nothing special;) still it is like a baby to me.........and last night had a bad yeah really bad dream......it was about my blog.... blog spot administrators have removed all those blogs which has no new post since a month huh?? (a real nightmare)......I am distressed,sending applications to google people giving them proofs that i have tried hard to keep my blog alive(see at the bottom...i have decorated it with advertisements.....and I am not at all perfect at HTML coding:))......but those petitions are useless because my blog has been deleted by those dogs......I tried hard to resurrect my baby but all in vain.....
SO the first thing in the morning I did was to log into blogspot and then to my blog..........YAHOOOOOO it is here thank god that it was just a dream...........and second thing I am doing is post so that dream reamains the dream:)

So these days I am doing reallly nothing ah but as my brother remarked these days I am upto honing my mental faculties and ruining others mental faculties....well to some extent he is right;)
........second thing I am doing is reading and commenting on others blogs and in the process I have found few very good blogs , some good blogs,some okish blogs .......and some yukks blogs:)
and oh yes..... am also playing badmiton these days(I really really play toooooo bad but trying hard to b next aparna popat would reach there in next 5 yrs or so)........and yeah my wisdom tooth is growing(pain-wisdom=wisdom tooth)....now comeon how could wisdom stays in that pain.
And yes today went to college after so many days(I am done with my graduation...went there for some official formalities).......loads of news were there........five girls got engaged:)gud luck ahead girls...........three got married......and one among them is carrying a baby:) congrats to them as welll(pretty fast girls u see its just been two and a half month when I last went to the college)

Hmm ......I noticed I have used quite a lot of smilies in my post.......because I am really smiling seeing my blog and people it is smiling back at me:)

FEW JOKES I FOUND ON INTERNET:)

^^THE local pharmacist was used to answering all sorts of questions. When a customer came in asking for a cure for hiccups, the pharmacist thought a good scare might do the trick. So he quickly reached across the counter and gave the customer a hearty slap on the back. Apparently, he slapped harder than he intended as the customer lost his breath for a minute."Did that cure the hiccups?" asked the pharmacist after the customer recovered."I don't know," the man answered. "I'll have to check with my wife, who's waiting in the car. She's the one with the problem."

^^A YOUNG MAN wasn't thrilled when he received his draft notice and thought a few well-placed answers could help him fail the physical.Doctor: What do you see on that wall over there? Young Man: What wall?Doctor: Great! You just passed the hearing test.

^^A LONG, long time ago, God was mopping His brow after finishing a difficult task. "Whew! I just made 24 hours of alternating light and dark," He said.A nearby cherub asked, "What are You going to do now?" God replied, "I think I'll call it a day."

^^TWO MEN were stranded on a desert island. One was very worried, while the other seemed to have no cares. "How can you be so happy?" asked the worried man. "We may never get off this island.""I make $100,000 a year," the other man said. "What does that have to do with us getting out of here?" asked the worried man."I tithe," said the other. "My pastor will surely be coming after me."

^^While visiting to his son on his Army base, he chatted with a colleague of his. "What rank are you?" he asked."I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major.""Relieved? Why?""Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."