Monday, June 18, 2007

Really I dont mean it;)

Recieved as a forwarded email:)......sorry if some feelings are hurt;).........rest enjoy!!!!(if anybody ever comes here;)

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....(both are equally dense!!)

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ....;)

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink..

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract;)