Monday, June 18, 2007

Really I dont mean it;)

Recieved as a forwarded email:)......sorry if some feelings are hurt;).........rest enjoy!!!!(if anybody ever comes here;)

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....(both are equally dense!!)

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ....;)

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink..

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract;)

Friday, May 11, 2007

I want him to be the PRESIDENT!!!!!!

Who would be the next president??.........since Dr. A.P.J kalam term is coming to an end in july ..... ...quite a lot of online voting is also going on in support of him........sometime back there was in news that eight year old girl has started a campaign to get him back as a President.
Dr. Kalam became the 11th President of India on 25th July 2002...his term is coming to an end.......and most of 'us' want him to be the President. If you also want him to be the President again, vote for him at http://www.getkalamback.com/.
I have voted for him...... not because I was pretty impressed by his work during his term,not because he is intelligent,educated man,modest ,kind hearted and a great scientist....but I voted for him because i dont want any criminal record 'gentlemen' politician holding this position......yes Dr.Kalam has Visions for India.... but looking back he did not do desired work...which he was capable enough to do but looking at the positive aspect of the thing he did not do any negative work as well which he was capable enough to do;)(we should be thankful to him for that)..........yes he did spoke about his plans for greater India but those plans are not well taken care of he performed as good as microphone performed on the Speakers desk........ but I dont want to push my country towards any kind of risks it is better that he remains as the president atleast his neutral and calm demaeanour is not harming our country ;) and so I voted for him
but if not him then
WHO COULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA????
A citizen of India who is of 35 years of age or above may be a Presidential candidate. The Presidential candidate should be qualified to become a member of the Lok Sabha and should not hold any office of profit under the government. Certain office-holders, however, are permitted to stand as Presidential candidates. These are:
The current Vice-President
The Governer of any State
A Minister of the Union or of any State.
Considering the above qualifications....I think my dad is best suited for the position:)(I wish he becomes)
ok.....Rabri devi could stand for presidential election,Bala sahib thakre can stand for the presidential election.......oh and Mrs. Soniya gandhi or
Konakuppakattil Gopinathan Balakrishnan(Chief justice of India....in my views Dr. kalam did this great job by appointing him as chief justice) can also stand for the presidential election but if they leave office of profit they are holding .
Mr. Balakrishnan is doing great job as the chief justice god gives him long life and long term as well:)
and considering other people i mentioned Dr. kalam is the bestest (if that is the word;)) choice for the president......

But.......But because i have some kind of special predilictions and this is my blog I want Mr. N.R. Narayan Murthy to be the PRESIDENT OF INDIA.........in my views nobody in India is best suited for the position concerned as this great Visionary who has nurtured and mentored his company......and have made the word 'IT' such a common word......who has made India on worlds favourite lists regarding information technology making INFOSYS the first company to be listed on NASDAQ........whose rhetoric style of speaking leaves a strong mark on every youngester's mind......whose views on every matter becomes 'our' views and each word spoken by him is biblical word for INFOSYS task force......thousands of young generation working for him day in day out...not only for making INFOSYs more successful comapny but also for making India the brand name in INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.......other than those above mentioned qualification to become the president of india what are the other qualities which is needed in 'our' president .........
He has been through the ground realities of life, struggled his way to success
perfect example of rags to riches,hard work, struggle,philanthropic heart,simplicity,modesty,dedicated family man and great mentor,educated,with high standards of thinking and persuasive style of speaking:)........He is one man in India who has clear and stable views on any matter concerned be it reservation which he daringly opposes and above all his voice is heard that could make a difference in our country.......
Agreed that PRESIDENT in our country does not has enough powers but being at this reputed position with extra efforts one could definately make a difference not just by proposing VISION 2020,not just by selling dreams to the people....difference could be made by proposing plans to achieve the dream,difference could be made by working towards the vision and above all difference could be made by including each and every Indian in the dream .

for further reading
http://www.karnataka.com/personalities/narayana-murthy/
http://www.karnataka.com/personalities/narayana-murthy/

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Nothing new:)

Nothing new has happened in my life and has not written any post for a while.....because I have hell lot of time:).........and my mind is totally empty its not that i dont have any ideas to write about....but my empty mind is not able to shape those ideas into a post which could make me feel happy.......dont know what relation i share with my blog......watever it is.... I just love my blog though it has nothing special;) still it is like a baby to me.........and last night had a bad yeah really bad dream......it was about my blog.... blog spot administrators have removed all those blogs which has no new post since a month huh?? (a real nightmare)......I am distressed,sending applications to google people giving them proofs that i have tried hard to keep my blog alive(see at the bottom...i have decorated it with advertisements.....and I am not at all perfect at HTML coding:))......but those petitions are useless because my blog has been deleted by those dogs......I tried hard to resurrect my baby but all in vain.....
SO the first thing in the morning I did was to log into blogspot and then to my blog..........YAHOOOOOO it is here thank god that it was just a dream...........and second thing I am doing is post so that dream reamains the dream:)

So these days I am doing reallly nothing ah but as my brother remarked these days I am upto honing my mental faculties and ruining others mental faculties....well to some extent he is right;)
........second thing I am doing is reading and commenting on others blogs and in the process I have found few very good blogs , some good blogs,some okish blogs .......and some yukks blogs:)
and oh yes..... am also playing badmiton these days(I really really play toooooo bad but trying hard to b next aparna popat would reach there in next 5 yrs or so)........and yeah my wisdom tooth is growing(pain-wisdom=wisdom tooth)....now comeon how could wisdom stays in that pain.
And yes today went to college after so many days(I am done with my graduation...went there for some official formalities).......loads of news were there........five girls got engaged:)gud luck ahead girls...........three got married......and one among them is carrying a baby:) congrats to them as welll(pretty fast girls u see its just been two and a half month when I last went to the college)

Hmm ......I noticed I have used quite a lot of smilies in my post.......because I am really smiling seeing my blog and people it is smiling back at me:)

FEW JOKES I FOUND ON INTERNET:)

^^THE local pharmacist was used to answering all sorts of questions. When a customer came in asking for a cure for hiccups, the pharmacist thought a good scare might do the trick. So he quickly reached across the counter and gave the customer a hearty slap on the back. Apparently, he slapped harder than he intended as the customer lost his breath for a minute."Did that cure the hiccups?" asked the pharmacist after the customer recovered."I don't know," the man answered. "I'll have to check with my wife, who's waiting in the car. She's the one with the problem."

^^A YOUNG MAN wasn't thrilled when he received his draft notice and thought a few well-placed answers could help him fail the physical.Doctor: What do you see on that wall over there? Young Man: What wall?Doctor: Great! You just passed the hearing test.

^^A LONG, long time ago, God was mopping His brow after finishing a difficult task. "Whew! I just made 24 hours of alternating light and dark," He said.A nearby cherub asked, "What are You going to do now?" God replied, "I think I'll call it a day."

^^TWO MEN were stranded on a desert island. One was very worried, while the other seemed to have no cares. "How can you be so happy?" asked the worried man. "We may never get off this island.""I make $100,000 a year," the other man said. "What does that have to do with us getting out of here?" asked the worried man."I tithe," said the other. "My pastor will surely be coming after me."

^^While visiting to his son on his Army base, he chatted with a colleague of his. "What rank are you?" he asked."I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major.""Relieved? Why?""Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."

Friday, March 9, 2007

LIFE-A MARVELLOUS JOURNEY

WHAT IS LIFE??.......A magnificent trip!!!!
Thousands of people sailing on same ship!!!!

All have different ports to embark.....
All have different ports to debark.....

Some sail with you for ever....
Some leave you afloat to be back for never.....

All have different lives to live....
But somehow connected to a common string....

Around few your life revolves.....
Around few your life evolves.....

Some make difference in your life......
Some leave you in just no time......

Some share your dreams.....
Some pass by you like a wind....

Some you choose to sail with you.....
Some are their to hail on you.....

Some are their to laugh with you......
Some are their to laugh at you......

Some are their to hold your hands.....
Some are their to stab your back......

Some are their to cry with you......
Some are their to cry for you.......

Some are their to prop you up......
Some are their to drop you down.....

Some are their to push you ahead......
Some are their to pull you back......

Some are their for occasions.....
Some are their for vacations.....
And some are their just for no reasons!!!!!


But even in the end of this magnificent trip.......
My heart would wish to be back on ship!!!!

Monday, March 5, 2007

"THAT NIGHT"

15 April 2050, night at 10, Scientist Askimov was working in his laboratory since 8 am. He noticed time and whispered "Huh!! Time fruitfully spent." But he was feeling bit suffocated and thought of having a long walk......He took his mobile phone and 'that' black box on which it was encrypted "Let the owner open it" from the drawer of the side table and slipped both the things into the side pocket of his overcoat...and left the laboratory and came to a deserted road. He walked and walked he felt bit bored and thought of having a carriage ride and called one and climbed in it, he took out his blackberry and went through a long list of missed calls ."Hmm Miranda called so many times.” He called back to Miranda, his daughter Niki picked the phone and hung up to call her mother on line "oh!! No battery at all, Miranda would get worried if I don't call her back....
He took out 'that' black box and opened it.
"Ah!!! Sophie she is just so divinely beautiful.” He murmured.
Sophie's green eyes, unblemished skin, golden flowing hairs reminded him of some angel. Her elegant style of sitting beside him, clutching his blackberry gave Askimov goose bumps. Even blackberry seemed to not to come out of her grip. This was Sophie's aura, which could mesmerize the saints and then even Askimov was not left caught in her aura. He missed those wonderful days with Sophie, those long walk on beaches, eating ice-creams in the rains, when he was transported to different world, he missed those.........
But now he is still happier, with his three wonderful kids and caring wife Miranda.
HE was filled with guilt, from two years he has not spend that quality time with his family. But then these two years has bought him glory.
He thought of last Sunday, when his name was being announced, and whole auditorium was echoing with sounds of clapping......Miranda was all in tears. At last, Askimov's work has been recognized by world, his experiments gave successful results.
Then also, he was thinking of Sophie's bereavement, but it hardly matters now, Sophie is always there with him, his lucky mascot stays with him always......
And he went on stage to receive his 'NOBEL PRIZE' in physics for the papers he presented on "HARNESSING PARANORMAL ENERGY" and "PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS TO HARNESS PARANORMAL ENERGY.” His work is awarded, it took him twenty years and many more sacrifices to prove to world that his ideas are not insane .....
YES, great things take time to happen!!!!! He smiled...
He came back to present when his blackberry started ringing, it was Miranda. He opened 'that' black box, kissed it and slipped it back inside his pocket.
Sophie was not there but his beautiful family is waiting for him at dinner...........

Thursday, March 1, 2007

DA WARRIOR


HE had those keen moist eyes.
Which could inspire dead warriors to fight!!!

He was down millions of time.
But was up with every new sunshine.

Thousands of times his blood was shed.

But he never fret.

He was sure this was the last disaster
And prayed to GOD -the mystery master.
Pain in his body reminded him of his past.
But thinking about the future glory he let it pass.

Since so long he was waiting the arrival of this dawn.
At last, the night has ended with yawn.

He toiled for this day since so long.
He knew he wouldn’t be proved wrong.

He knew that soon the morning would arrive.
And all his frustrations would no longer thrive.
This was the dream which he so far nurtured.
For the sake of this glorious future.

He thanked god for making his dream come true.


GOD replied--Credit goes to you.
You are the one by whose faith bad luck has choked.
And destiny showed a beautiful stroke.

I make those breakers in your path.
To get in you that thousand diamonds worth a
spark
.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

LUCKY-MY MAID'S DAUGHTER

When I was two she was five.
Still she knew how to clean and wipe.


I grew four ,she was seven.
She knew to cook chappatis even.


She did not attended scool and did not suffered back- pack.
But had all the knowledge which i lacked .

I know i was born with a silver spoon.
She was the one who lived just under the moon.

I stll saw sparkles in her eyes
And mature positive take on life.

She had dreams,which she knew may broke.
But still did all chores with enthusiastic stroke.

She wanted to end her miseries,and had great hopes.
But there was something else in destinies womb.

When i was ten and five.
She was married and still alive.

When i was eighteen and sorting wat i want to do.
She was rearing three children and drunkard and nowhere to go

When there were beautiful dreams in my eyes.
There was just disgust for life in her vibes.

Feeding five children alone is not an easy task.
But she wears superbly all the mask.

When i am growing smarter and filling my pockets.
Her eyes are going deep inside the sockets.

Long back only she stopped seeing dreams.
Now she just awakes to her chlidren's screams.

Now I am twenty and one and ready to astride my life.
She still cleans and wipes with her daughter of five.

Friday, February 23, 2007

TICKLE

TICKLE this is my best buddy rather monster buddy who lives within me infact lives within all of us, i named it as my tickle.IT is our suppressed emotion,which is funny,naughty and even bitchy and devilish sometimes.It says all tht wat we want to say but cudnt.MY tickle is special it wont stop even in most depressed and bizzarre situations.
HOW many times i have killed him but i thnk he has infinite lives,but then i thought its not a good idea to kill my tickle because it is damn funny and my BESHT BUDDY.....
FIRST time i encountered my tickle when i was in 10th standard .When i wrote my first story and asked my teacher's view about it ,hmm as always he had thousands comments over it,i thought simply he wud say anu "this is good one ur the next anita desai"but-
TEACHER-SEE u cud have written this first,actually third paragraph is bit random,u shud have introduced this character like this .
ANU-yes sir u r rite
TEACHER-epilogue cud have been better
anu-yes sir ur rite
huh!!!! dint u find anything worthy,sigh!! m such a bad writer
TICKLE-Hey anu cheers up!!!! tell him its so easy to criticize a hen but its hard to lay even one egg dumbo.
ANU-shut up tickle shut up dont prompt me.
killed!! killed!!
BUT IT WOULD NEVER STOP!!!
MUM-anu wear yellow apt for such occassions and u wud look fairer
anu -yes mum
TICKLE-mum buffalo standing in a mustard farm wud look like a cow hahahhaha.
shut up tickle mom not in a good mood
snapped!!
But this has special powers of never fading away!!!
FRIEND-Hey anu how m i lookin??hmm
ANU-huh!! yeah great haan black suits you ,"blushin""blushing".
FRIEND-thanks haan.
TICKLE-Thanks for wat?? for lying, hahaha bullshit you r looking as good as bull,and black yak,use this dress as a duster
shut up tickle!!!shut up!!
anyhow i can stop tickle but cant stop random ppl asking random question,and thn i have to put up with my nice image and cant give random answers(atleast wat i think).Seriously speaking i hate any question,i just simply hate questions specially such questions-
SOME(STUPID)BODY-how was ur cat??
ANU-ya nice ,dint do tht good in maths,but overall was nice.hmm expecting a call,lets c.
TICKLE-nice haan,u not only sucked in maths u sucked in all sections lier!!u know u were on miami beaches for two n half hours.wat abt call they wont call u to even wipe their floors.


DEVIL u sucking devil..


But eventually i realized its not good to stop it because this creature is very true,true as we should all be.........

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

HAPPY HOURS


Anytime given a thought tht wat it takes to b happy,may b a long vacation,hmm wat say abt 30 gb ipod,a pair of nike and blah blah blah ,the list is endless.But it just takes a moment to feel happy,we just need to realize it though realization is a kind of tricky task.The other day as always just to buzz off my tensions n depressions n halucinations and many more 'tions' i was sauntering on road at dusk time,frm some far end heard a kind crap loud hindi music frm a most monotonous sound box,then walked some more distance the music cud b heard bit more loud,the source of sound was from some dingiest looking small shack kinda shop at blindest corner ,hanging some silvery strips of pan masala,mouth freshner n all such stuffand an elderly man of may b 40-50(cudnt guess his age) was dancing and around him were six kids,(half clad,stomach n waist cannot b diffrentiated) extremely jovial were dancing as if found alladin's jennie who ll take their all miseries(atleast wat i percieved),but as my nature better say it a habbit ,i was bit curious to know what making them dance like this (arey u need a dj,woofers n definately some ocassion to dance man,atleast i do),just as a curious spectator i asked y r they dancing,i mean wat is there tht they can dance on such a yakk song,the younget boy dint know,the tallest one dint know,the girl dint know(u aint priety zinta)and tht elderly man also dint know(huh!!!! definately some problem then).but then ultimately the reason was they were happy so they were dancing(happiness=dancing,who told u and tht too on such montonic sounds),but wat i cud see a twinkle in tht man's eye may b he was making his children busy to skip dinner.
but whatever happiness is just around the corner