Recieved as a forwarded email:)......sorry if some feelings are hurt;).........rest enjoy!!!!(if anybody ever comes here;)
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....(both are equally dense!!)
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ....;)
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink..
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract;)
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Den what's that u really mean :o
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thats why men are men.....
We dont care about the world....
Live life in our own way...
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:)...........
kaha se chori ki hai ye batao....
;) this might interest you may be- Mark Gungor - Men's Brain Women's Brain
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